To Eat Or Not To Eat?

I've just slipped away from a great virtual launch party, Mr Seumas Gallacher's, (where there is lots of food and drink), to be really good and do something not quite as virtual, but hopefully virtuous, as this.  My over-due blog.

As I'm a writer who loves to write stories, and invariably, almost always, from home, how can it (eating), be avoided?

I don't mean the usual type of sustenance sort of eating:

Or even the type where you're observing the rules: